I've been spending a lot of time on Face Book. Maybe too much, but whatever.
I have watched hours upon hours of the Diamond Jubilee today, and specials, not only on the Queen, but the entire Royal Family. I noticed that the Queen ALWAYS has her purse! So, I posed the question today on Face Book...
"What do you think the Queen carries in her purse"?
Here are just some of the great answers I got...
condoms, breath mints, a tape measure, opera glasses, tissues, a rape whistle, cherry-flavored Pez, a compact to refresh her always flawless makeup, lip gloss, credit cards, a spare tiara, Zantax, photos of her kids, an iPhone and a flask of Scotch, toilet paper, a whistle....for Phillip, pepper spray, birth control, a pair of Diana's old earrings, her AARP card, a flask of Scotch and some Valium, nose hair trimmers, a hair brush, gambling dice, sun glasses, chap stick, a rain poncho, a garage door clicker, a ham sammie just in case she gets hungry, Milk Bones for her corgis, the new iPad, an ID card that says "I am the Queen!" So she can get into bars when she's out partying with her grandson Harry, a political button that says "Honk if you Love Churchill!", a Zoloft prescription she sneaks into Charles tea when he ain't looking, A book titled " 10 ways to kill a princess and get away with it" anong with a map of Paris, $250 cash, lipstick, compact, nail file, comb, handcuffs, taser gun, a tupperware container full of leftover Bangers & Mash, cigarettes and a lighter, TideEraser, embroidered handkerchief, and an English tea biscuit!
Needless to say, I think these are very imaginitive and fun! Thank you all who helps come up with these!
See you soon...and God Save the Queen!
